{"id":1402,"date":"2011-05-10T15:19:48","date_gmt":"2011-05-10T22:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/?p=1402"},"modified":"2024-02-27T09:45:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:45:23","slug":"lucky-13-maxims-hot-nerd-women-of-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/2011\/05\/10\/lucky-13-maxims-hot-nerd-women-of-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Lucky 13: Maxim&#8217;s Hot Nerd Women of 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019ve pretty much established that I appreciate hotness, be it male or female, human or alien.\u00a0 I only bat for one team but that doesn\u2019t mean I can\u2019t understand the other team\u2019s perspective.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/2010\/12\/07\/10-hottest-babes-of-sci-fi\/\">My 10 Hottest Babes of Sci-Fi<\/a> post is by far the most read\u00a0HNG entry I\u2019ve ever written and it\u2019s not exactly a mystery as to why that is.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone loves hot chicks.<\/p>\n<p>Duh.<\/p>\n<p>Maxim just came out with their annual list of the 100 hottest women in the world.\u00a0 Talk about a tough job.\u00a0 In the name of research (research I tell you!) I painstakingly went through the entire list.\u00a0 Three times.\u00a0 Of the 100 I found 26 that were nerd worthy.\u00a0 From that 26 I managed to narrow down the list to 13.\u00a0 At that point I just couldn\u2019t in good conscience narrow it down any further.<\/p>\n<p>Therefore, I present to you, oh worthy reader, the Lucky 13.<\/p>\n<p>As a bonus, today happens to be Friday the 13<sup>th<\/sup>.\u00a0 I swear to Gods this was meant to be.<\/p>\n<p>Note: the order they are presented in was Maxim\u2019s decision, not mine.\u00a0 So don\u2019t go blaming me if the ones you like are further down the totem pole.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n<p>My #13 &#8211; Their #89. Lyndsy Fonseca<\/p>\n<p>I loved <em>Kick Ass<\/em> way more than any sane person should.\u00a0 Like, seriously, I LOVE that movie.\u00a0 Now she gets to kick some ass of her own on <em>Nikita <\/em>and it&#8217;s about damn time.<\/p>\n<p>My #12 &#8211; Their #80. Danica McKellar<\/p>\n<p>The definition of smart and sexy.\u00a0 I hate math but I could watch her do Bertrand&#8217;s postulate all night long.<\/p>\n<p>My #11 &#8211; Their #69. Emma Watson<\/p>\n<p>Another smart and sexy one.\u00a0 Turns out she&#8217;s a lot like Hermione in real life.\u00a0 Ridikulus!<\/p>\n<p>My #10 &#8211; Their #68. Anna Paquin<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure she screws vampires for a living.\u00a0 I can think of worse ways to spend my time.<\/p>\n<p>My #9 &#8211; Their #59. Grace Park<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine being surrounded by multiple copies of this woman?\u00a0 You&#8217;d probably die of joygasm.<\/p>\n<p>My #8 &#8211; Their #56. Christina Hendricks<\/p>\n<p>Saffron, Bridget, Yolanda &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t matter what you call her, she&#8217;s still gonna kick your ass and knock you out with her sweet lady kisses. Somehow I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;d mind.<\/p>\n<p>My #7 &#8211; Their #53. Ashley Greene<\/p>\n<p>Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who&#8217;s the hottest vampire of them all?\u00a0 (Hint: Alice is)<\/p>\n<p>My #6 &#8211; Their #42. Emma Stone<\/p>\n<p>She kills zombies.\u00a0 That alone warrants a spot on this list.\u00a0 Soon she&#8217;ll be making out with Spider-Man&#8230;I&#8217;m a little jealous about that one.<\/p>\n<p>My #5 &#8211; Their #37. Zoe Saldana<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, how many women could look sexy as a 8 ft tall blue alien with a tail?\u00a0 (Even if that tail does give you awesome orgasms)\u00a0 Plus, she&#8217;s in <em>Star Trek<\/em>, the greatest sci-fi franchise ever.<\/p>\n<p>My #4 &#8211; Their #15. Olivia Wilde<\/p>\n<p>Do I sense a naked scene in <em>Cowboys &amp; Aliens<\/em>?\u00a0 Dear God, I hope so.<\/p>\n<p>My #3 &#8211; Their #14. Scarlett Johansson<\/p>\n<p>Two words: Black Widow.\u00a0 The only good thing to come out of the USSR.<\/p>\n<p>My #2 &#8211; Their #8. 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