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After a weekend hiatus from writing movie reviews\u00a0to visit Kirk’s birthplace (oh and go to my cousins wedding), I\u2019m back on the horse with one of the summers most anticipated comic book movies The Green Lantern<\/em>.<\/p>\n (Side note: if you\u00a0were hoping I\u2019d review Super 8\u00a0<\/em>this past\u00a0Monday, have no fear.\u00a0 I’m\u00a0planning to see it at some crazy new theatre with D-Box seats on Wednesday night so, if I do,\u00a0I’ll put something together for Thursday or Friday.)<\/p>\n I was stoked to see DC bring Ryan Reynolds’ abs to their comic universe. Wait\u2026.. no, I\u2019ll\u00a0stick with abs\u00a0\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n As you know, I spend a good amount of my time grading comic book movies on how successful they are with staying true to the content of their origins. The problem this time is that I\u00a0don’t really know a whole lot\u00a0about\u00a0Green Lantern aside from the fact that I live in Sector 2814\u00a0(*cue me hanging my head in nerdy shame*). \u00a0So this\u00a0review is going to get filled in with some good ol’ fashioned fun movie judging. Sit back, relax, and see why I thought The Green Lantern<\/em> was kind of a middling movie.<\/p>\n SPOILERS AHEAD<\/strong><\/p>\n [youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oazFv302DIM&w=560&h=349]<\/p>\n I want to kick this off by saying that I love Ryan Reynolds’ abs… I mean acting. Damn. I\u2019ll fix that I swear. He has boyish good looks, a wry smile and a charming charisma that even you boys can say you like without sounding too gay. IMHO he\u2019s got a kind of Nathan Fillion-esque quality to him. Maybe it\u2019s the water that they give those boys in Canada? Who knows. He pulls off the action sequences quite well, and even the more touching scenes between him and Blake Lively are pretty decent.<\/p>\n The main problem for me is that Ryan seems to lack a\u00a0real dark side. Perhaps it\u2019s just his innocence-exuding face but when he uttered the line \u201cBecause I\u2019m afraid\u201d I just didn\u2019t buy it. No one else\u00a0in the theater did either. That might just be him or the fact that I had no idea what he was afraid of. I might have missed it, but he\u2019s a fighter pilot that has no problem launching his jet into the outer reaches of the atmosphere before tumbling back to earth but he\u2019s afraid of\u2026 dying? That just seemed odd. And once he overcame his fear it felt very much like \u201cOk, well, that was nice, now I\u2019m going to kick your ass.\u201d It never had quite the gusto that Christian Bale had in Batman Begins. <\/em>Uhh, sorry every comic book movie\u00a0made\u00a0after\u00a02005, but you sort of have to live up to Christopher Nolan\u2019s genius. Suck it, k? Cause\u00a0you do.<\/p>\n Which, let\u2019s be honest, is incredibly difficult to do with this content. These are characters that have a ton of back story<\/a> that needs to be filled in, from the Lantern Corps, their home planet Oa, and the Guardians that created it, you\u2019ve got a lot that you\u2019re asking the average movie goer to swallow.\u00a0 Trying to include a giant backstory in a very short period of time can be done very successfully if you dumb it down enough (see: Star Trek<\/em> 2009) or less successfully if it is hurried through at the beginning (see: Serenity<\/em>). This one took the later approach and honestly, nerd to nerd, I was just mildly lost. I don’t really know any major Green Lantern fans so\u00a0there was\u00a0no one around to help\u00a0smooth out the rough edges for me. It seemed to just cruise through certain relationships without developing them when I really wish it had.<\/p>\n Moving on to the special effects…I was fairly impressed with them. Oa was awesome, the Green Lantern suit was\u00a0amazing (despite what anyone might say). I even enjoyed Blake Lively. I guess what I\u2019m saying is that I wish a bit more time had been spent mainstreaming this movie for audiences. Perhaps I\u2019m wrong, but I felt like a lot of stuff went over people\u2019s heads. Everyone I went with walked out kind of saying \u201cmeh.\u201d\u00a0 It did make me want to spend some time reading more of the Green Lantern comic books though, so it had that going for it.\u00a0 I have my hopes pinned on the next movie, if they do one.\u00a0At the very least, I look forward to Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool<\/a> if that one comes together.<\/p>\n It’ll have abs in it…right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" After a weekend hiatus from writing movie reviews\u00a0to visit Kirk’s birthplace (oh and go to my cousins wedding), I\u2019m back on the horse with one of the summers most anticipated comic book movies The Green Lantern. 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