{"id":1969,"date":"2011-09-29T18:58:01","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T01:58:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/?p=1969"},"modified":"2024-02-27T09:49:01","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:49:01","slug":"oh-my-odin-its-vikingfest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/2011\/09\/29\/oh-my-odin-its-vikingfest\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh my Odin! It&#8217;s Vikingfest!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yay!\u00a0 My computer has been on the fritz since I moved and I&#8217;ve been relying on my friends and family for computer access (hence the lack of blog posts).\u00a0 But I now have a brand spankin&#8217; new power supply and I&#8217;m back up and running bitches!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>*sigh*<\/p>\n<p>My life is once again complete.<\/p>\n<p>On to the fun stuff&#8230;Vikingfest!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1982\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1982\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1982\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Be afraid. Be very afraid.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Because I&#8217;m way prouder of my heritage than any decendant of rapists and pillagers should be, I decided that it would be fun to go to Vikingfest not one, but two days over the weekend. That, and I&#8217;ve been deprived of lefse for far too long and one days worth simply wasn&#8217;t enough.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1988\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1988\" style=\"width: 448px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1988\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mmmmmmm....lefse....<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I\u00a0am\u00a0lucky enough to\u00a0have a double dose of viking blood from both the Norwegians and the Danes. I wrote a bit about growing up Norwegian while reviewing <em><a href=\"https:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/2011\/05\/09\/thor-can-hammer-me-anytime\/\">Thor<\/a><\/em> but there&#8217;s more to it than mythology.\u00a0 There&#8217;s the fact that we (and by we, I mean <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Leif_Ericson\">Leif Ericson<\/a>) discovered America 500 years before the\u00a0rest of Europe\u00a0(suck it Columbus).\u00a0 You know that Bluetooth gizmo that all the douchebags never take out of their ears? It&#8217;s named after <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Harald_Bluetooth\">Harald Bluetooth<\/a>\u00a0who was King of Denmark and Norway in the late 900&#8217;s.\u00a0 The Bluetooth symbol?\u00a0 His initials in Nordic runes. Dannebrog, the flag of Denmark, is the oldest flag still in modern use and was sent to King Valdemar II by God himself (I&#8217;m just going to assume that\u00a0this legend is true) during the Battle of Lyndanisse.\u00a0 It&#8217;s so awesome that the design was stolen by Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Finland.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m a history nerd&#8230;though not of the caliber that my friend Pete is. Seriously, don&#8217;t try to out-fact him, he&#8217;ll kick your ass every time.<\/p>\n<p>Going back to Vikingfest 2011. It&#8217;s kind of like a Renaissance Faire only with women dressed as Valkyrie instead of wenches. Uhmmmm, more awesome much?!<\/p>\n<p>Here are some pics from Vikingfest:<\/p>\n<p>A chick warrior!!\u00a0 I gotta give her props because that armor was ridiculously heavy.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1983\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1983\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1983\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Pretty sure she can kick my ass<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00a0A traditional Viking tent dwelling.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1981\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1981\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1981\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I could get used to this<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Party in Valhalla!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1979\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1979\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1979\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I&#039;m totally wearing this the next time I go grocery shopping<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I got the Danish from my Dad and the Norwegian from myMom.\u00a0 We have epic &#8220;uff da&#8221; vs. &#8220;oof dah&#8221; battles.<\/p>\n<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_1977\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1977\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1977\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The woman who taught me how to make lefse<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Testing equipment with Don, one of my parental units.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1985\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1985\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1985\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">He&#039;s Scottish but I like him anyway<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Norwegian recliner.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1984\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1984\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1984\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#039;s more comfortable than it looks<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00a0My new kitchen towel knows what&#8217;s up.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1976\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1976\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1976\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You&#039;ve been warned<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/thedreadcrewofoddwood.com\/\">Dread Crew of Oddwood<\/a> is a pirate &#8220;heavy mahogany&#8221; rock band.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t know you could play heavy metal without electricity until I saw them.\u00a0 (oh, and nice hat dude in the front row).<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1986\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1986\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1986\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fellow rapists and pillagers<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And last, but not least, my favorite t-shirt ever.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1973\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1973\" style=\"width: 512px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1973\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Epic win<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Next month there&#8217;s a jousting competition and a Scottish festival. I&#8217;m not Scottish (does a touch of Irish count?) but I dig a man in a kilt so you can bet your sporran that I&#8217;ll be there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yay!\u00a0 My computer has been on the fritz since I moved and I&#8217;ve been relying on my friends and family for computer access (hence the lack of blog posts).\u00a0 But I now have a brand spankin&#8217; new power supply and I&#8217;m back up and running bitches!\u00a0 *sigh* My life is once again complete. 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