{"id":1995,"date":"2011-10-08T12:13:57","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T19:13:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/?p=1995"},"modified":"2024-02-27T08:11:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T08:11:23","slug":"flight-training-with-the-starship-enterprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/08\/flight-training-with-the-starship-enterprise\/","title":{"rendered":"Flight Training with the Starship Enterprise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you read the blog you know that I come from a\u00a0military family.\u00a0 This came to me from a family member who was in the military.\u00a0 Their good friend went through some flight training and was surprised to see that his training included a little assistance from Starfleet!\u00a0 Some of the information is sensitive so I&#8217;ve changed names and blacked out some of\u00a0the text\u00a0(and unfortunately for you, not included some of the pictures &#8211; sorry!) but I got permission to share it\u00a0because I think it&#8217;s just so kick ass.\u00a0 Here you go:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I don&#8217;t know how many I have told this story to, and they all think I&#8217;m full of shit.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>So now, once and for all, I shall dispel the Bullshit.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Before I deployed to ***** in **** for the **************, I had to attend refresher training in the aircraft-make and model specific.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>When I was in the Level **************, a programming extraordinare, &#8220;John Smith&#8221; at ********* in Ft. ******* said &#8220;OK, so you think your bad ass, huh, Pal?&#8221; (jokingly)<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>I said, &#8220;Sure, John; show me what ya got&#8221; with a smirk. &#8220;We can fly upside down and cut grass if you want&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>He said, &#8220;I got the Starship Enterprise and I want you to land on it. I only get this out for the best of the best, you know.&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>I said, &#8220;Bring it on, Big Boy&#8221;, in my typical talk first, think later manner.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>So I did land on it, on the first approach and he was amazed. I was more amazed at the fact that someone had programmed that in! <\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>It wasn&#8217;t stationary. It was moving at an undisclosed rate at 4000 feet. Thanks Pal \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Here&#8217;s the Pics; I knew I had the GD things, I just had to find them 4 years later&#8230;I had &#8220;John&#8221; stop the sim so I could get pictures.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>The bullshit is over.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>I am so thankful for &#8220;John Smith&#8221; at ******** &#8211; he was a man among men and probably saved my life about 40 times.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>STFU, how awesome is that???<\/p>\n<p>***On a side note: my computer is broken again and I&#8217;m having trouble figuring out what the major malfunction is &#8211; ugh, so lame &#8211; so posts are likely to continue to be sporadic until I can figure this the fuck out or *sigh* get a new computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you read the blog you know that I come from a\u00a0military family.\u00a0 This came to me from a family member who was in the military.\u00a0 Their good friend went through some flight training and was surprised to see that his training included a little assistance from Starfleet!\u00a0 Some of the information is sensitive so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[335,564,885,902],"class_list":["post-1995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-flight-training","tag-landing","tag-star-trek","tag-starship-enterprise"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}