{"id":2068,"date":"2011-10-19T10:04:36","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T17:04:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/?p=2068"},"modified":"2024-02-27T08:11:53","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T08:11:53","slug":"15-best-halloween-costumes-for-your-pet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/19\/15-best-halloween-costumes-for-your-pet\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Best Halloween Costumes for your Pet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Normally I’m very much opposed to people dressing up their pets.\u00a0 The animals look miserable and I pity both them and their human parents who are obviously missing some kind of nutrient in their diets that turns them into crazy people who spend tons of money on clothes for animals who don’t need or want to wear clothes.\u00a0<\/p>\n

I don’t care what you say.\u00a0 I repeat.\u00a0 Animals. do. not. want. to. wear. clothes.<\/p>\n

However, dressing human children up as black cats and Ninja Turtles is perfectly acceptable. Yes, that's me and my brother.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

That being said, there’s a time and a place for everything.\u00a0 For example, my friend Hayden dressed his dog Pebbles up in some Hanukkah garb\u00a0to have some\u00a0professional portraits taken a few years ago.\u00a0 I’ll admit it, it’s ridiculously adorable.\u00a0 Plus, Hayden doesn’t make a habbit of dressing up Pebbles so it’s ok.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Challah!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Also, my best friend Bia dresses up her dog Dominic in a costume (usually Superman) for Halloween every year.<\/p>\n

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Domi!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This brings me to the ONE day of the year that it’s ok to dress up your dog.\u00a0 Halloween.\u00a0 Because if I have to strap on an uncomfortable costume, why shouldn’t Dominic have to too?<\/p>\n

So, here is a list of the Halloween costumes for your pet that have my approval.<\/p>\n

Y’all know I’m a big fan of the military so here’s Operation Flying Doggy<\/p>\n

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\u00a0I vant to eat yor kibble<\/p>\n

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Remember the movie Lake Placid<\/em>?\u00a0 He does.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Sir Barksalot<\/p>\n

The Headless Dogman<\/p>\n

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Batdog and Superdog together at last<\/p>\n

Captain Jack Sparrow with after market parrot and eyepatch<\/p>\n

Aslan – looking a bit more\u00a0perplexed than usual<\/p>\n

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Hogwarts kitteh (not sure which house uses orange and purple)<\/p>\n

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Fluffy – small dog version<\/p>\n

Fluffy – big dog version (Harry Potter not included)<\/p>\n

And for those who like to be more obscure – Aradog (hehe, get it?)<\/p>\n

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Princess Leia could use a shave<\/p>\n

Wicket W. Warrick is calling you a Lurdo<\/p>\n

Darth Vader…although honestly…this is probably more like Lord Dark Helmet<\/p>\n

And can’t forget YODA!\u00a0 Especially the one on the bottom with the Jack Skellington-ish jack o’ lantern<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Normally I’m very much opposed to people dressing up their pets.\u00a0 The animals look miserable and I pity both them and their human parents who are obviously missing some kind of nutrient in their diets that turns them into crazy people who spend tons of money on clothes for animals who don’t need or want […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[76,85,104,153,240,264,313,336,398,406,562,594,693,735,736,763,923,1077,1103],"class_list":["post-2068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-list","tag-aragog","tag-aslan","tag-batman","tag-captain-jack-sparrow","tag-darth-vader","tag-dog-costumes","tag-ewok","tag-fluffy","tag-halloween","tag-harry-potter","tag-lake-placid","tag-lord-dark-helmet","tag-nerdy-animal-costumes","tag-pet-costumes","tag-pet-halloween-costumes","tag-princess-leia","tag-superman","tag-wicket-e-warrick","tag-yoda"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}