again<\/a>),<\/p>\nI\u2019ve had nightmares about you for the last four nights in a row.<\/p>\n
Not cool.<\/p>\n
It\u2019s all your fault, you know.\u00a0 You draw me in with your compelling story telling, make me fall in love with you all over again, and then scare the living daylights out of me.\u00a0 What the\u00a0hell is your problem anyways?<\/p>\n
Lately you\u2019ve been teasing me.\u00a0 You haven\u2019t been rearing your ugly head very much so I think I\u2019m safe.\u00a0 Then all of the sudden you show up at the pharmacy, or in the barn, or at the bottom of the well.\u00a0 Seriously, you had the worst prune fingers I\u2019ve ever seen.\u00a0 It was disgusting.\u00a0 You should really take better care of your personal hygiene.<\/p>\n
But I digress.<\/p>\n
I\u2019m starting to get worried here.\u00a0 You scare the crap out of me, I leave, and then I come back for more.\u00a0 What in the sam hill is wrong with me?\u00a0 You even tried to help me out.\u00a0 I couldn\u2019t find you at first but eventually I hunted you down.\u00a0 Now I\u2019m convinced that I need therapy.<\/p>\n
And yet, here I am, huddled on the couch, covering my eyes half the time while you bitch and moan but don\u2019t really say anything meaningful.\u00a0 Your communication skills are seriously lacking, did you know that?\u00a0 Sometimes I can differentiate between a moan and a groan, but most of the time its like you expect me to read your mind.\u00a0 Well guess what?\u00a0 I can\u2019t. Learn to deal with it you stupid walker.\u00a0 And the way you deal with children is seriously fucked up.\u00a0 Poor Sophia.<\/p>\n
I don\u2019t know what to do.\u00a0 I should probably never speak to you again but I know that\u2019s not going to happen.\u00a0 I just really want to know where this relationship is going to end up and I hate having friends tell me what you\u2019ve been up to.\u00a0 I want to find out for myself.<\/p>\n
God I hate you so much sometimes!<\/p>\n
But I also love you.<\/p>\n
*sigh*<\/p>\n
You suck.<\/p>\n
Sincerely,Photo by Meghan Roth; Zombification by Brett DeWall www.dementeddreams.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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