Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh – BATGIRL!<\/p>\n
Tomorrow is\u00a0my birthday (don’t even bother asking, I’m not going to tell you how old I am) so I decided to give YOU, my awesome readers, a gift for sticking with me for the past year and\u00a0a half.<\/p>\n
I wrote a little story to go along with the pictures…sort of a pseudo-comic if\u00a0you will. \u00a0I hope you enjoy it.<\/p>\n
Oh, and please feel free to thank me for putting my friend into my Slave Leia costume.\u00a0 I figured that if I have to rescue a damsel in distress, she might as well be scantily clad and amazingly hot.\u00a0 Just looking out for you my friends.<\/p>\n
Anyhooters, here goes:<\/p>\n
The night is dark. Dark and dangerous. A lone heroine stalks the night keeping an eye out for trouble.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n She climbs over the rooftops, lithe and agile. She watches and waits.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n A scream tears through the silence.\u00a0 Someone is in trouble!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Oh no! A thug has a helpless damsel in distress in his grips!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n The thug eyes her skeptically. He doesn\u2019t see her as a threat. He has made a horrible mistake.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n She shows him her mean right hook!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n The thug is stunned and doesn\u2019t see it coming when she plants her totally practical stiletto boot square in his chest!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n HNG prevails.\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n The streets are safe once again.\u00a0 At least for now\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Don\u2019t worry fair maiden, HNG will always be here to keep you safe.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n To the victor goes the spoils\u2026wait\u2026I mean, allow me to escort you home fair maiden\u2026<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n HNG takes to the rooftops once more.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n A Superhero\u2019s work is never done.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n