{"id":322,"date":"2010-11-11T10:51:05","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T18:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hotnerdgirl.wordpress.com\/?p=322"},"modified":"2024-02-27T09:44:47","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T09:44:47","slug":"dear-walking-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/2010\/11\/11\/dear-walking-dead\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Walking Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"

[youtube=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=R1v0uFms68U&fs=1&hl=en_US]<\/p>\n

Dear AMC’s “The Walking Dead”<\/a>,<\/p>\n

We’ve been on a couple of dates now and, frankly, I’m a little concerned about the direction our relationship is heading in.\u00a0 I knew going in that you weren’t my type<\/a> but everyone said you were great so I figured I would give you a chance.\u00a0 I’m just not convinced that we’re right for each other.\u00a0 I was anxious during both dates and had nightmares about future dates.\u00a0 Ten minutes after our last date my hands were still shaking, I just don’t think that’s a good sign of what is to come.<\/p>\n

I have to admit that your appearance is a big part of what bothers me.\u00a0 I\u2019m all for focusing on what\u2019s inside, but your personal hygiene is a real turn off.\u00a0 It doesn\u2019t look like you\u2019ve brushed your teeth or bathed for weeks.\u00a0 You\u2019re really starting to smell.\u00a0 Ironically, you seem to be really attracted to the way I smell and when you start to stumble towards me like a drunken idiot, it makes me really uncomfortable.\u00a0 It\u2019s like you\u2019re constantly trying to invade my personal bubble.\u00a0 You also get this look like you want to eat me and there are certain things that even I won\u2019t do in the bedroom.\u00a0 Not that I would invite you into my bedroom anyway, so don\u2019t get any ideas.<\/p>\n

I mean, you look like you USED to be hot....<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I also didn\u2019t appreciate the way you treated that Sheriff on our last date. (spoiler alert, if you haven’t seen it) He seemed like a good guy even though he sounded kind of British a couple of times.\u00a0 And trying to get into the house uninvited?\u00a0 Really?\u00a0 Who DOES that?\u00a0 Ok, I\u2019ll admit that the guy on the roof was really obnoxious.\u00a0 Unlike you, I\u2019m willing to compromise on some issues.<\/p>\n

All that being said, I’m sure there are plenty of other people out there who would love to be in a relationship with you.\u00a0 Really, you’re a catch!\u00a0 You’re smart and well-rounded.\u00a0 I know it sounds cliche but, it’s not you, it’s me.\u00a0 There, I said it.\u00a0 I’m going to try not to let my friends pressure me into going out with you again, it’s not healthy for either of us in the long run.\u00a0 And don’t you try to pressure me either with your talk of what’s to come, I don’t need any more surprises in my life, it’s complicated enough as it is. I wish you a long, happy life.<\/p>\n

Ok, maybe we can still be friends.\u00a0 But no benefits!<\/p>\n

Sincerely,
\nHot Nerd Girl<\/p>\n

Still hot, right?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

P.S – credit for all zombified pictures of HNG goes to the amazingly talented Brett DeWall<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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