{"id":5958,"date":"2014-01-31T06:37:08","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T06:37:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/?p=5958"},"modified":"2024-02-29T08:59:18","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T08:59:18","slug":"pirate-photo-shoot-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hotnerdgirl.com\/index.php\/2014\/01\/31\/pirate-photo-shoot-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Pirate Photo Shoot &#038; Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span id=\"alttext-container\"><img id=\"alttext-image\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" align=\"left\" \/><span id=\"alttext\">HNG Pirate teaser<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>My birthday is on Sunday (that\u2019s right, I\u2019m a\u00a0Groundhog baby) and for the past two years I\u2019ve posted a photo shoot to mark the occasion. In 2012 it was\u00a0Batgirl. Last year it was a superhero character I created named\u00a0Delilah. This year I decided to whip out my pistol and dress up like a pirate.<\/p>\n<p>Because, let\u2019s face it, Pirates are awesome. Plus, I\u2019m the descendant of Vikings so acting like a Pirate for a day isn\u2019t that far of a stretch. Also, Pirates are awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I always have a lot of fun writing the little stories that go along with the pictures and folks seem to like them so I\u2019ll just keep doing it\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>What\u2019s that? You want to win a signed copy of one of these pictures? Ok, fine. There\u2019s a contest after the pics.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Well, ahoy there Matey, my name is Captain Tracy.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Some folks don\u2019t like me being the\u00a0Captain\u00a0on account of my being a member of the fairer\u00a0sex.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But I don\u2019t really give a damn what they think. Just don\u2019t call me a \u201cwench.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No really, you do NOT want to call me a wench.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I know my way around a sword and I will cut you.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I\u2019ve been in my share of fights.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And sent more than a few men to Davy Jones\u2019 locker.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Let\u2019s just say that I can hold my own with the boys.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>How else do you think I got to be Captain?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It certainly wasn\u2019t from hitting the bottle.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>And I don\u2019t take shit lying down.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I\u2019ve got a great sense of humor and can be a bit of a flirt.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>OK, maybe more than a bit at times.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But when shit gets real\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2026<em>I\u2019m all business.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So don\u2019t let me catch you going after my treasure.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Because I will not be a happy Captain.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Now where were we?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Oh yeah\u2026wanna see my ship? It\u2019s right over there.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You can come aboard if you promise to behave.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>We can sail off into the sunset in search of adventure!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Big thanks, as always, to my friend and photographer,\u00a0Jon Upson. I\u2019m always in awe of what he manages to capture with that camera of his because, trust me, I am NOT a model. Far from it. To Mama Jedi for assisting on yet another photo shoot and for being my biggest cheerleader. To my friend and\u00a0HNG Podcast\u00a0co-host Darcy for almost 4 years of constant motivation and support. Seriously, I couldn\u2019t do this without him. To Reba for the lovely watermarks and all of her hard work on the calendars. And to my friend Erika for letting me borrow her \u201cpirate wench hooker boots.\u201d I don\u2019t know how she walks in those, I could barely stand and almost fell over more times than I can count.<\/p>\n<p>Quick announcement: my NerdBFF\u00a0Geek Outlaw\u00a0and I are going to have our first booth at a convention! So if you\u2019re in the LA area on February 9th, please come by and say hi. Since we\u2019ve never done this before, we\u2019re testing the waters at a smaller convention, the\u00a0Los Angeles Comic Book &amp; Science Fiction Convention. I don\u2019t know our booth number yet but I\u2019ll announce it on the facebook page when I find out.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ON TO THE CONTEST!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>If you want a chance to win a signed print of your choice from this photo shoot, leave a comment below by Tuesday, February 4th at midnight PST. I\u2019ll pull five names out of a hat and contact you directly if you\u2019re a winner!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AND, since it\u2019s my birthday, one lucky winner will get a signed copy of\u00a0<em>Forging Freedom,\u00a0<\/em>an anthology I was asked to contribute a sci-fi story to. See my author profile\u00a0HERE. If you don\u2019t win it but want to check it out you can get it in paperback or on your Kindle\u00a0HERE.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Want to get me a birthday present? Buy a 2014 calendar! They are a labor of love and any money I make goes right back into making next year\u2019s calendar.\u00a0This 11\u2033 x 11\u2033 12-month calendar includes every nerdy holiday you can possibly imagine and a convention calendar featuring dates and locations for hundreds of sci-fi, fantasy, comic book, anime, and horror conventions all around the world.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"shoplocket-embed\" src=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20150211035535if_\/https:\/\/www.shoplocket.com\/products\/GZgn7\/embed\" width=\"300\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to everyone who participates!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HNG Pirate teaser My birthday is on Sunday (that\u2019s right, I\u2019m a\u00a0Groundhog baby) and for the past two years I\u2019ve posted a photo shoot to mark the occasion. In 2012 it was\u00a0Batgirl. Last year it was a superhero character I created named\u00a0Delilah. 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